Friday, May 16, 2008

A Great Winston Churchill Story

Winston Churchill once attended a party with the Methodist bishop of Melbourne, the foremost
prohibitionist of his day. A waitress offered Churchill a drink, which he gratefully accepted. Not
knowing who he was, she then offered one to the bishop. "I would sooner commit adultery than touch a drink," the bishop responded. Churchill quickly put his drink back on the tray and said to the waitress, "I didn't know there was a choice."

Sunday, May 11, 2008

May/June Schedule

May 19-May 23 NEW YORK
June 2-June 5 NEW YORK
June 9-June 16 NEW YORK
June 17 onwards SAN FRANCISCO

Quote Log, Part IV

We pay a thousand hours of distress for that crowded moment of our pleasure.”
--re: love. Jon Leaf, from his play The Germans in Paris

“My first rule of getting laid is: you have to show up.”
--Matt “The Mayor” Panning

“Evil is only good trying to find itself in dark places.”
--Ginny Leer

"You may well say that, but I couldn't possibly comment."
--Jason Julier

"I can't imagine not being able to itemize my taxes. Actually, I CAN remember. I cried."
--Hilary Conway

"They're not fraternal twins, they're fertility twins. You know, two eggs at the same time. They were wombmates."
--Leslie Black

"He would listen to Wagner a couple of decibels too his own house. It's like, dude, who are you trying to impress? Your wife? Who's skulking in her sewing circle in the bedroom because her spirit's been broken?”
--Chris LaChance

Charlie: "I am narcoleptically 'sleeping' sitting up in the sorely misnamed 'Red Carpet Club.'"
Alexa Hampton: “'Red Carpet'” because a passenger, infuriated by the squalor and bad service, stuck a plastic fork in his head and exsanguinated on the spot.”

"I hope you have Lucia di Lammermoor on your New York agenda. If only the women I dated expressed their madness with such eloquence and charm."
--Jonathan Funke

Jacques Lehot: “I think Chelsea Clinton looks a lot better now.”
Chris La Chance: “You cannot polish a turd, sir.”